Nerman

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Background
Nerman is currently the only south american haxballer. He begun his history in early 2013, when he was lurking /sp/ and saw a thread called "haxball" and never stopped playing since. At first, he couldn't provide banter because if he ever said anything, the replies would be something in the lines of "did you ever fuck a tranny?" or "how does it feel to live in a third world country?" or even "HUEUHEUEHUE". He's well-known for being the most hungry skeleton in haxball with a weight of less than 60kg because he can't afford food and wastes his money on Wayfarer sunglasses and flipflops instead.

Haxball History and Abilities
He started as a goalkeeper because that's where shitty players start. Eventually, he became a decent keeper but wanted to boost his career by being a winger and now plays as a midfielder. His haxballs abilities consist of corner wall-bounces drobbles and tiki-taka passes (not that he's good at it). He's also well-known to make a lot of fuck ups and missing open-net goals which leads to Mike screaming >NERMAN every time.