PuttyKnife

One of the newer additions, PuttyKnife combines Ashkenazi intelligence with English banter to hold the coveted title of best new syncer, overcoming fierce adversity from another newfag no one remembers. A tenacious if somewhat unconcentrated defender, he prefers to play off the ball offensively, and is masterful at arriving a split second late for assists. Unfortunately, he might never make it to the highest rungs of competition, as he lacks the glorious /3inchcock/.

He is also noteworthily a supporter of Maccabi Haifa locally and Tottenham Hotspur abroad, and would appreciate it if you visited http://i.imgur.com/CGVS3.jpg for your entertainment and education needs.