Assmilk

tom host

About assmilk
assmilk is a veteran amongst the haxball community, making his debut in 2010 he has propelled himself into hax stardom, combining a great mix of haxball skills and bench bants he became a fan favourite. He has gone under various pseudonyms in the past, mostly revolving around his original name, these include buttsoup, analjuice, arsedairy to name but a few. Playing for a good 3 years after taking a hiatus during the year of 2011, he launched himself back onto the scene with a bang and 2012 was his greatest year to date. Seamlessly finding his feet again he soon reminded everyone why he will always be number one, brushing aside the newbies and stamping out the old schoolers assmilk once again garnered all the right attention. assmilk has since had a great influence in the haxball revival taking place during the later stages of 2013 right into 2014, with some haxxers commenting that it is becoming reminiscent of the golden age of hax (2010/11).

Haxball traits
Wallbounce

Rocket

Juke

Shimey

Dribble Drobble

Goalkeeper kick

Long throw